Dear Seth Man,
I can't believe I'm already writing this--how did you possibly get so big so quickly? I'm torn between wishing I could force you to stay little and wanting to see what you're going to become.
I've watched you grow from a quiet observer into a friendly, constantly inquisitive little boy. Sometimes I feel bad about letting you and your incessant questions loose on the neighbors/my friends/pretty much any adult, but mostly I love seeing you trying to figure out the world.
You are a wonderful big brother to Catherine. And by that I mean you take on the complete role--some days your sole form of entertainment is tormenting her. But most days you call her your best friend and sulk if she doesn't want to play with you.
You've also become a great helper. You'll do any favor I ask of you without a second thought. Now if I could just get you to clean up with that same cheeriness, you'd be a perfect kid!
I love you, my monkey. I love the parts of you that are growing up--the little boy who's learning to read, who's constantly climbing higher and jumping further. I love the parts of you that are still little--the boy who still snuggles with me when I read to him, the boy who still pretends he's a baby bird and I'm the mommy bird. Thank you for all the joy you've brought me. Being your mommy is my very favorite thing in the entire world. Happy birthday, my little man. Love, Mom
Here's what you're up to at age five:
*Cars! Cars still dominate your playtime. Dad observed yesterday that you play with cars the way other boys play with action figures--they speak, fight, plot and plan. But they're still cars and I don't see that obsession going away anytime soon.
*You love playing with the neighbor boy, Stephen. It's a fight to get you to finish school on the days Stephen comes knocking on our door at 10 am.
*You are officially the slowest cleaner I've ever seen. You would rather die than clean up the huge messes you make.
*You love your Primary teachers, Brother and Sister Anthony. Every week I find you either sitting on Brother Anthony's lap or snuggling up next to him. They are the only reason you like Primary now.
*Every week for FHE we let you pick the closing song. And every week you make us sing the theme song from "Magic School Bus."
*The first place you learned to identify on the map wasn't Maryland--it was Kansas (because that's where tornadoes are).
*Lately you've started eating as much (if not more) for breakfast as Daddy. I'm getting a premonition of what life is going to be like when you're 15.
*You are constantly asking questions about everything, which I love (except when I'm on the phone). I love getting to explain to you what certain phrases mean, or why people act a certain way. I also love getting to turn answers over to Dad when they get above my pay grade ("What's a chemical?") or when I'm not sure how to approach them ("Is the Easter Bunny real?").
*We have to be very, very careful about telling you about exciting things coming up on the calendar. You have a bad habit of waking up REALLY, REALLY EARLY because you're so excited. And I don't just mean beach trips--the other morning you woke me up at 6:45 am because you were excited about going to my doctor's appointment with me.
*You still won't sing (but love being sung to), but I do catch you humming the theme songs to "Bad Piggies" and "Where's My Water?"
Seth's Five-Year Old Interview (which was conducted almost entirely in baby talk, much to my dismay):
1. What's your favorite color? "All!" (Answer after I reminded him that he always insists on the pink bowl/plate/utensils): "Pink is my favoritist color in the whole world!"
2. What's your favorite food? "Cottage CHEEEEEEEEEESE!"
3. Who's your best friend? "Gabey Baby (Knox) because he's silly."
4. Favorite movie? "Race cars crashing!" (Youtube videos during lunch)
5. Favorite toy? "Legos. Car crash." (Translation--building cars out of Legos and crashing them)
6. Favorite game to play? "Bad Piggies"
7. Favorite snack? "Smores"
8. Favorite kind of animal? "Toad. Because they are my pet. They are my bestest pet." (We happened to find a tree frog that morning, which I let him keep as a pet for one day)
9. What do you want to be when you grow up? "An animal doctor, because I see animals!"
10. Favorite song? "Wheels on the Bus"
11. Favorite book? "Berenstain Bears. ALL!"
12. Do you like school? "Not really. I like when the breaks are and the fun stuff."
13. What are you learning in school? "Math. 100. Aaron and the Giant Peach" (Translation--He's learning math, specifically counting to 100, and also reading James and the Giant Peach. Those uncle names are hard to keep straight...James, Aaron, whatever...)
Five years old, here we come! Why do I have a feeling it's just going to get faster and faster from here on out?