Per the official request of the Blood Family, I am updating my blog.
(Because heaven knows I don't want to get on my in-laws' bad side. They might send Joanna after me, and I'm pretty sure she could take me. She's 11.)
December 12th was our ward Christmas party. One day I will get to be the one enjoying a pleasant chat with friends while being served a delicious dinner instead of the one slaving away in the kitchen and bossing the youth around.
Seth met Santa Claus and did remarkably well considering he was in melt-down mode. He even got a candy cane, which he shattered on our front porch before he even got a taste. His face in our family picture pretty much sums up the night:

Thank heaven for pacifiers. He can keep it until he's 13 for all I care.
We opened some presents before we left since there was no room to pack them. I got a brand new frying pan from Joanna, and Seth got cars and a racetrack from Grandpa & Grandma Blood.

It ended up being cheaper for us to buy a hotel room by the airport and shuttle over than to pay for parking, so we headed down to Baltimore on the 17th. I was nervous to spend the night in the same room as Seth (past experiences were awful for all of us), but he slept straight through the night.
Until 4:45 am, when we woke him up because our flight was at 7 am. Considering we spent 7 hours on the same plane stuck in a window seat without a window, Seth did pretty well. Not great, but not awful.
My mom picked us up in Phoenix and we wandered around the temple grounds until Marah & Kenna landed two hours later. This is a fair summary of how we felt:

I don't think I've ever looked forward to a vacation as much as I did this one. For almost 3 weeks I would have a break from church responsibilities, cleaning, and piano teaching, and a semi-break from cooking and Seth-tending. I needed it.
My phone died the day after we got there. I didn't charge it until the night before we left. That, my friends, is a true vacation. Not to mention that the weather was in the 60s to 70s...sunny and delicious.
We dove straight into the celebrations. First, my dad's birthday. We're not allowed to publicly announce his age. Let's just say it rhymes with "nifty-poo."

(No, I am not that short. I was standing on my tiptoes to be as tall as Jon & Kenna, who were on theirs. I fell right as the picture snapped.)
There was also a cookie-decorating extravaganza involving all the Mikesell girls:

Where, you ask, were the Mikesell (and Blood) boys?
Seth was asleep.
My dad and Jon were watching the same football game.
On two different computers.
In two different rooms.
Both with the volume turned all the way up.

The Blood Family: Cookie Edition
(Looks like Jon's been hitting the Christmas treats a little too hard)
We (meaning Marah, Mom, me, Seth, Beth & boyfriend) went on a Christmas-light viewing "hayride" around our neighborhood. All I have to say is: LAME. Come on, Copper Creek! Impress me next time! At least there were free cookies and cocoa.
Other family activities: dinner at Macayo's (so good), Wii battles (I am the 3-point basketball champ, Jon is the golf champ), and family pictures:


Dad & Seth.
Oh, and Kenna. But we don't talk about that.
Can't forget our annual visit to Winterhaven:

Seth's favorite display?

A car.
Christmas Eve was fabulous. We had a yummy Mexican dinner of enchiladas, beans, and zucchini, followed by fried ice cream and alfajores. Our program for the evening was, of course, the Nativity, starring Seth and Emily (next-door neighbor).
And what happens when Joseph and Mary are both under the age of two?

Well, Joseph will require a pacifier because he's being a whiny-face, and Mary won't go anywhere near him.
Also, about the time the 3 Wise Men show up, Joseph will make a frantic getaway attempt on the donkey. He's not sure he's ready for all the responsibility.

Our Nativity Cast

And Jon
loved his pink sparkly crown. His comment? "I feel like I should be wearing tight silver pants."
Later that night we opened our Christmas Eve gifts (a book on Isaiah for Jon, pajamas for those of us who aren't ridiculously picky pajama-wearers) and headed for bed.
Seth broke the "no one comes down the stairs until everyone's awake" rule because he was a grumpyface. We fed him and hauled him back up to wake up his aunts. Because I truly, truly love my sisters, I will not post the picture from Christmas morning (though I am sorely tempted).
And what did Santa bring Seth?

A car.
And what did Seth get when he opened his gifts that afternoon?

More cars. (Anyone else seeing a trend here?)
After Christmas we spend a lot of time just relaxing. There was a lot of Halo playing:

A lot of Wii playing:

A lot of playing with all of Grandma's cool toys:

And a lot of playing with Grandma's "not actually toys but way more fun than real toys" toys:

Later that week my Grandpa & Grandma (and cousins Cam & Leighton) came down from Utah to celebrate their 50th anniversary with us.

We are a very, very attractive family.
Want to guess what Seth had Grandma doing almost the entire time she was in Tucson?

Yep. Playing cars.
We celebrated New Years Eve with a surprise visit from Kenna's almost-fiance, Brian, who drove all the way down from Utah to see her (and then
didn't propose! Why, Brian, why?!) We did our toasting at midnight East Coast time (2 hours early) so the grandparents could be there to enjoy with us.

We Mikesells sure love our alcohol. That is, we sure
would love our alcohol, if we weren't Mormon and didn't drink it. But boy do we love that Sparkling Grape & Cider...
Soon after New Years our vacation started coming to a close as family members left for home/college. We still had a few days in Tucson, so we took advantage of the gorgeous weather and brought Seth for his first zoo visit.

A quick summary: elephants, giraffes and polar bears are very, very interesting. Tigers are scary, especially if they snort while walking straight at you. Peacocks are not even worth noticing.
Seth's favorite animal at the zoo?

A car.
I loved being home so much that I tried to make us miss our flight with a sudden bout of vomiting. Unfortunately, by the time we needed to leave for the airport I was feeling up to flying. It wasn't the most miserable flight I've been on (that would be the 5 hour flight from L.A. to Hawaii while 7 months pregnant) but it was a close second. Especially since Seth seemed to sense when I was most nauseous and would pick that moment to start crawling on me. It was a very long flight.
Let me just pause right here for a short disclaimer: I am not pregnant. That vomiting was a stomach bug, not morning sickness. Or if it is morning sickness, then Jon is pregnant, too.
And now it's back to reality. Thank you for a wonderful Christmas! We love you!

And yes, Seth is completely, totally, obsessed with cars at the moment. At times, it's kind of unnerving how obsessed he is...