Good Parenting

Good parents always make sure their children are properly groomed and dressed.

As giant burritos with red mohawks:

Good parents always feed their children at proper times.

Like when their children haul giant cereal containers all the way up the stairs

 because they are hungry: 

Good parents carefully watch and guide their children.

So they don't trip on the sidewalk and land smack on their foreheads: 

Good parents feed their children well-balanced meals.

Like Instant Instant Breakfast.

Milk is for the weak: 

Our kids are so lucky to have such good parents.