My Kids Are Dorks

Example 1: 

This leftover wrapper from one of Catherine's sneaky meals:

Example 2:

Why I thought all the clementines were gone 

(hidden in an arm of the futon): 

Example 3:

Seth considers this an appropriate scooter parking spot.

Literally THE most inconvenient spot in the house: 

Example 4:

The washcloths that are always pulled out because some little baby

likes to rub them on his face like a blanket: 

Example 5:

24 hours later, scooter reparked in the SAME SPOT: 

I blame Jon.